Sexual orientation : Loki flipping his helmet
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I don’t understand why people accuse me of having high standards in men all I want is for him to be 6ft tall, blond, British, gentleman, Tom Hiddleston is that too much to ask for
Same! All I want is for him to be 6ft tall, black hair, green eyes, Asgardian, Loki is that too much to ask for
Sexual orientation: Loki lying in the grass of Norway…
Sexual orientation: Loki in black suit.
What I like in a guy:
-Green eyes
-Black hair
-Long hair
-British accent
-Cape
-Green and gold armor
-Horned helmet
-Guys named “Loki”
-Has a thing for kneeling
-And casually stabbing siblings
-Loves theatre
Thing I realized while watching Avengers:
Thanos HAD one infinity stone. His dumbass gave it to Loki and lost it.
You know, I hope Loki points that out.
Loki after being asked what he did with the sceptre or mind gem: “It’s a well known fact that I’m unreliable. Everyone knows. Even I know. Ask Thor, ask the other heroes. You can’t really blame me for you being so stupid. NEVER TRUST ME.” *gets himself killed*
Then at the end of the movie- *Dramatic mysterious music plays, a silhouette with horned helmet appears in the shadow* “Bish you thought…! ” *Smirks*
You know, if Tony stans just stayed in their lane and loved their fav without hating on Steve, Wanda, Clint, etc. to do it and didn’t make such insufferable posts about how the Marvel Universe revolves solely around Tony (when before the MCU came to be no one even knew who Tony Stark was, the X-Men and Spider-Man were far, far more popular and mainstream characters), I wouldn’t hate them half as much as I do.
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I think this is pretty cool!
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okay i have a loki question
how the fuck did odin sneak him into asgard?
like, heimdall saw that shit right? odin comes back through the bifrost and heimdall is just “…………….”
heimdall: that’s a baby
odin: yes! he’s my son! ………..loki. i’m going to dress him in green and black, because that worked great last time
or odin comes back and is trying to figure out, how to play it, and heimdall and frigga are just waiting for him and completely deadpan
frigga: ah, husband! you have returned from war in time to meet your newborn son. who i had. after being pregnant. secretly.
odin: what
frigga:
heimdall:
loki: *baby noises*
odin: right
honestly, i just need heimdall going up to frigga like “you won’t believe what your husband just did”
odin: he’s a replacement for the child I had to lock away in the shadow realm.
heimdall:
odin: I’ll do better by this one. I know I will.
heimdall:
heimdall: You mean Frigga will.
Odin: Please can we keep it? It’s cute and changes colours and smiles at my empty eye socket. I promise I’ll take care of it I’ll feed it every week and I’ll dress it in green and black and I’ll teach it to throw knives and it will be great!
Heimdall: Frigga, he stole a baby. Say something.
THIS IS THE BEST THING
Funny as this is, I think it gives Odin way too much compassion and fatherly skills. I picture it more like this:
Odin: I return to Asgard with the abandoned son of Laufey, who is now our political prisoner.
Heimdall: ……that’s a baby.
Odin: ……..well, yes, technically.
Frigga: …….he’s my son now.
Odin: I’m not sure if -
Frigga: don’t talk to me or my son ever again
Yes. That last one. Yes.
The last one is pure gold 😌
Foods of Asgard
I tried to identify foods in some clips from Thor movies. Quite tentative in some cases.
Bread
Grapes, blackberries or black raspberries, and pomegranates (and maybe red apples?)
Pumpkins and shallots/green onions/something of that sort
Cheese
Sources: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT_bz_JjTa8, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsg2U7y7Qfo
@elly-hiddlesherloki @thorandlokibrothersforeternity @welle-nijordottir In case you, like I, are excessively curious or writing fan fiction :)
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